Work came to a halt in the Commercial Department of Turquands Barton Mayhew & Co. We gathered round in expectation. A few buttons pressed and our new-fangled facsimile machine, with its own dedicated telephone line, sprang into life with a series of hums and buzzes. We were faxing a document to New York and it was the wonder of the age. At the NYC end an identical machine was deciphering and printing the document. It took about six minutes. We gazed in awe.

Wonder of the age
Not so many years later the fax machine is more or less redundant, overtaken by even more wondrous technology.
The late 70s in Jersey were certainly different from now. The holidaymakers still arrived in their hordes, the sun seemed to shine continuously, the alcohol was cheap and plentiful, there were nightly shows and entertainment all over the Island. Most of us were still youngish and we hung out and partied lots. The idea of ‘going home’ after a couple of years got sort-of forgotten as careers progressed and love blossomed, faded, and grew again.
Work consisted of looking after portfolios of private clients, both Jersey-based and others. Much of it was familiar – churning out sets of accounts, but there was also administration and correspondence. Increased telephone work meant that I quickly learnt to moderate my thick Brummie accent so as to be understood.
One day a couple of oil barons from Calgary or somewhere turned up unannounced, boots, Stetsons and everything. That same day they had almost completed a reverse takeover of one of our smaller listed companies for one of their ventures. It wouldn’t have happened in Birmingham!
Those were the days of unregulated financial dealings. Clients (not necessarily TBM clients) would jet in, withdraw thousands from their offshore accounts, stick the money in envelopes and mail them to mysterious places. Funds arrived from strange sources and were merrily banked, no questions asked. Guys walked the streets with heavy briefcases, swapping Kruggerands for cash, and vice versa. There would be regular days out to Sark (the fourth largest Channel Island) for meetings of sham directors to be held and minutes signed there at the harbour. This malarkey was to change quickly and radically in the years that followed with the Channel Islands now at the forefront of financial regulation.
Good times, good friends. But after six years, in 1983, I took an opportunity to take my first venture into life outside a professional office.
I enjoyed reading this, Roy. I was reminded of many years ago and my first dealings with the fax machine. I remember receiving a 30 page fax and rolling the thermal paper down the hallway so I could cut the pages with scissors. It took forever because the paper kept curling up. How far we’ve come!
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Indeed Jill, and don’t start on telex machines. There was one in a window here in Jersey which gave the latest Stock Exchange prices and such, and would randomly also give the latest cricket scores 🙂
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LOL!
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You certainly know how to end a tale leaving your readers wanting more.
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Perhaps 🙂 but this saga lends itself to natural breaks EQ.
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That brought back a lot of memories of early office jobs including the damnable duplicator! Then there was Telex. Boy, we are old…
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Telex 😦 I’ve turned into that bewildered old guy in the corner that I used to wonder about when I was young and enthusiastic 🙂
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LMAO! You and my husband both. I swear he is the reincarnation of Victor Meldrew…
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Loving this journey through decades of career-hood. Keep it coming, Roy!
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Thank you Someone 🙂 Three episodes to go.
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I’m applauding b/c I think I know the ending . . . and life outside the professional office led you to writing, etc.? Am I right? I feel like I’m reading a novel:).
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Ah you guessed wrong Kristine. I’m still ticking and bashing as we speak – I finish up next week. My writing has been done despite working 🙂 Thanks for reading.
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Oh man! Well, I guess that’s even more impressive, Roy. Because you were pulling double duty. Congratulations on finishing a long haul! I hope you have wonderful plans to Moodle.
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Work is so much different now. These posts keep reminding me of that. I remember early fax machines, too. Now, the only time we’ve used one this year was because the IRS demanded a form be faxed, not scanned and emailed.
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Hi Julie. Yes, funny how government departments are often the last bastions of archaic practices. Here in Jersey the only cheques one ever sees is from the Tax Office or similar. Internet banking seems not to have infiltrated there yet.
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What “malarkey” back in the day. Of course, there’s till malarkey, but of a different kind now, less seen but even darker and larger. Doesn’t life seem like it was ‘easier,’ somehow, more innocent, back in the early fax days? ;-0
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True Pam, it was seen as a bit of a game back in the day and only borderline illegal. These days we have a ton of legislation covering money laundering etc., a whole new industry devoted to it, yet the estimates of value of such activity have only increased.
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Ah, now we have a “new-fangled facsimile machine”! We had a fax machine in my office until about four or five years ago. I’m at a point now when I’m considering venturing out of a professional office (to do what, I’m not sure). I’m looking forward to reading about what your experiences were like.
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Wow, that would be a change for you AMB. I see you as a pro bono defender of hopeless cases and of the distressed 🙂
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I like your description of my job! There is a lot about my job I love, but the hours and anxiety associated with it are challenging, and both have increased in recent years. I have no break from the political climate, which impacts what happens to my clients. It’s very bleak in America right now, and I want to do something that doesn’t constantly remind me of that fact. I guess what I need is a break or a better balance.
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Yes, perhaps you owe it to yourself and your family to step back and to consider how you might better deploy your efforts and talents. Don’t let yourself be dragged down. Good luck.
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Thank you!
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